Bozo had a strange way of talking, Cockneyfied and yet very lucid and expressive.

Still, dumb and generic trumps mind-rapingly awful every day of the week and twice on federal holidays, so I'm still declaring this version marginally better than the original […]

I will open the shop an hour early tomorrow.

James Clyburn, the House majority whip and Democratic “kingmaker” who played an outsized role in Joe Biden’s successful presidential run, has said the “sloganeering” of the Black Lives Matter protests and other social justice efforts this summer might have hampered them at the polls.