Rooney was fit to return to United's line-up after missing two games with an ankle injury - and he was in the thick of the action right away as he raced on to Dimitar Berbatov's pass only to send a presentable finish wide from an acute angle.

I pray dat dey he'p us liv' a betta lif ' den dey had.

Handsomeness […] is the mere animal excellence, […] beauty […] the mere imaginative.

Have you never eaten them, either preserved or candied […] if you will allow me, Sir, I shall be very happy to send the receipt to your housekeeper.