We wanted to go to the fun houses, the ones where they would feed us and let us be a little rambunctious, the ones that had the least amount of rules and where the parents were cool.

She took a video of their encounter.

I haven't time to look the matter up as to how it can be done — the more as I am so soon to escape its appalling weightfulness!

Tell them every detail, so they can find an Apprentice again, because if they don't, they're fugged.”