What she said about me was total bunk. Don't believe a word

Pancake writes: “If you can unfocus your eyes right — and Corey can — wading the creek is like walking the aisle of a Wal-Mart made for Corey, with all the price tags saying free.”

a liberating experience

Except for an eye-catching sky-blue container boldly and attractively featuring the B.T.C.'s door-to-door arrow symbol …, there were no outlandish colour schemes or lettering styles.