So, here's my plan: I'm reasonably confident I can forgo the butts and the hard stuff for the rest of my days; there will always be heaven, after all, in which to smoke an infinity of Marlboro Reds while slurping my googolplexth Grey Goose martini.

a king's accession to a confederacy

He was reading one of those little fagazines, those little gay rags, that there were white gay men in California dying because they were gay.

Just as Muslim Spain Europeanized the Jews of the Middle East, Israel must Middle Easternize European Jews.