Cap-and-knee slaves, vapours, and minute-jacks!

Geneticists have created baker's yeast that can live to 800 in yeast years.

All of a sudden a number of the militant homosexuals stood up, raised their hands in a Nazi-style salute and began to chant Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Everyone in the room was paralyzed. How could they accuse us — those who suffered and died in the Holocaust — of being Nazis?

The plaintiffs not appearing, the writ of error was nonprossed.