I may then change it to a monodiet of meat for two or three days; then follow it by an exclusive diet of rice or bread, etc.

Beck - who has the sort of rubbery, chucklesome face that should ideally be either a) cast as the goonish sidekick in a bad frat house sex comedy or b) painted on a toilet bowl so you could shit directly on to it - has become famous for crying live on air, indulging in paranoid conspiracy theorising, and labelling Obama a racist with a deep-seated hatred for white people or white culture.

Here’s five-and-twenty for you. Don’t be losing it at the hells now.

“Which means you'll be about as helpful as a fart in an elevator. Jesus, civilians. Why don't you leave saving the world to the experts and stay in your heated tents.”