[…] on summer nights when the tulips were abloom and the bees buzzing […]

Cats are the definitive host of Toxoplasma gondii.

Clearly, there is nothing intrinsically important about hippos; in fact most grounding-related hierarchies would predict nonhuman, nonindividuated participants to be less newsworthy and therefore less foregroundable than individuated human participants.

That new policy's fucked up, man; how many more freedoms can we lose?