Honestly, look at you, acting like you planned this all along — hilarious.

When I opened the door to find an unfamiliar face, the visitor looked at me and asked 'who are you' with a nervous laugh.

When we met at the conference, I couldn't help but ask, are you married?

So you finally answered that one email—get you.

After he thanked her for the ride, she shrugged and casually said you welcome.

I don't mean to pry, but are you religious?

The committee, as you know, postponed the meeting until next Friday.

"Have at you!" the duelist cried as he lunged forward with his sword.

When I told him I was quitting, he asked why, and I snapped, 'what's it to you?'

Thanks for the birthday wishes — same to you!