When I'm coaching new volunteers, I always tell them: do unto others as you would have them do unto you, because empathy builds trust.

As a political proverb goes, if you go far enough left, you get your guns back, suggesting that liberals and center-left politicians who favor gun control may be contrasted by far-left groups who oppose those restrictions.

So you fixed the leaky faucet—what do you want, a cookie?

After everything you admitted to, how can you sleep at night?

I'm not going to lend you my headphones because you touch yourself at night.

The cookies disappear before you can say knife.

Wearing a homemade cape, the intern burst into the meeting and cheerfully shouted, 'what can I do you for', before handing out stickers labeled 'Official Helper'.