They introduced me to bastard craps, a rough street dice game, and I couldn't walk away.

The farmers harvested bastard saffron to dye the winter yarn a warm orange.

When snorkeling near the reef, I froze when a bastard eel slithered out of a crevice and bared its toothy grin.

She carefully stepped around the bastard umbrella thorns that had fallen across the trail.

A solitary bastard umbrella thorn cast a skeletal shadow over the arid trail.

The botanist identified the old bastard camphor tree at the edge of the garden as a rare survivor of the coastal scrub.

The old naturalist, recalling local names, pointed out a bastard horn snake basking on the sun-warmed rock.

The field biologist crept closer when she spotted a bastard big-footed mouse rummaging through leaf litter at dusk.

When the network went down, we knew it was the bastard operator from hell messing with user accounts again.

The bastard operators from hell crashed the server with a single command, and debugging took all night.