After the customer demanded expedited shipping, two free replacements, and a full refund, the manager muttered, 'what do you want: blood?'

I know you practiced a lot for the audition, but you can't win them all, so don't let this defeat define you.

I've been working late every night this week, you know what I'm saying?

To be honest, I only trust you as far as I can throw you.

At the funeral, he raised his glass and, with a thin smile, said, 'may you live in interesting times,' leaving everyone unsettled by the bitter wish cloaked as goodwill.

Before you start bossing everyone around, who died and made you queen?

When he taunted me, I shrugged and said, "I am rubber, you are glue," hoping to diffuse the situation.