After he yelled a string of filthy insults at the driver, she rolled her eyes and said, 'you kiss your mother with that mouth?'

When she asked how he had pulled off the surprise, he just smiled and said, 'that's for me to know and you to find out.'

He shrugged off her questions with a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am attitude and left the room.

I considered appealing the zoning board's ruling, but my lawyer warned me that you can't fight City Hall.

When he taunted me, I shrugged and said, "I am rubber, you are glue," hoping to diffuse the situation.

After the customer demanded expedited shipping, two free replacements, and a full refund, the manager muttered, 'what do you want: blood?'

Every time you order us around, I want to ask, who died and gave you the reins?

When you started bossing everyone around in the meeting, I couldn't help but think, who died and made you president?

Wow, who died and made you king around here?

My grandmother always says you don't get owt for nowt when we expect favors from neighbors.