The rumor turned out to be true as I stand here.

After the wedding reception, Tom walked home drunk as a sow.

After she finished cleaning, the kitchen was neat as a new pin.

His plan was so ill-conceived and he defended it so stubbornly that everyone agreed he was dumb as a doornail.

After the pub crawl, Mark was drunk as a fiddler's bitch and could barely stand.

After the wedding reception, he stumbled home drunk as a piper.

By the time we left the bar, Mark was drunk as David's sow and couldn't find his keys.

By the end of the night, Tom was drunk as a fiddler and had to be helped home.

By the end of the night he was drunk as a wheelbarrow, wobbling down the street.

After the rain, the skatepark ramps were slick as snot.