Our team is kicking ass and taking names this season.

Despite the GPS, we found ourselves taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque and missed the concert.

We were taking the wrong turn at Albuquerque when the GPS finally recalculated.

When the GPS malfunctions, my uncle invariably takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque and we end up an hour behind schedule.

Every time he takes the wrong turn at Albuquerque, he ends up exploring a neighborhood he didn't expect.

When tensions flare at the meeting, the trash takes itself out without anyone saying a word.

After the assistant forgot the report, the manager was taking someone's head off in the hallway.

Every time a junior forgets to save the file, the manager takes someone's head off in front of the team.

As the neighborhood organized after-school programs and watched out for the kids on our street, we often told young parents that it takes a village to raise a child.

When they blamed each other after the meeting, I reminded them that it takes two to make a quarrel and urged both to apologize.